|The Professor has never been fond of Halloween.|
|Mercurious and The Mathematician silently|
hated Dr. Golf for his successful diet.
|Dr. Golf and The Professor on their first double date—|
a kinky event, indeed.
|For the first years of their friendship, Dr. Golf and|
the Professor were unnaturally close.
|The Mathemetician's first girlfriend had unique ideas on|
dressing up for a dinner party.
|Born a bad boy, Mercurious will always be one .|
|'That's not exactly what I meant when I asked if you wanted|
to play with my pickle," said Dr. Golf.
|The Mathematician's parents soon found a solution for|
his ability to escape any playpen.
|Mercurious' tenure in the navy was short-lived,|
as you might imagine.
|Before therapy, Dr. Golf preferred women who liked to play rough.|
|The Professor was blissfully ignorant of how his|
female students secretly longed for him