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| The Professor has never been fond of Halloween. |
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| Mercurious and The Mathematician silently hated Dr. Golf for his successful diet. |
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| Dr. Golf and The Professor on their first double date— a kinky event, indeed. |
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| For the first years of their friendship, Dr. Golf and the Professor were unnaturally close. |
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| The Mathemetician's first girlfriend had unique ideas on dressing up for a dinner party. |
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| Born a bad boy, Mercurious will always be one . |
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| 'That's not exactly what I meant when I asked if you wanted to play with my pickle," said Dr. Golf. |
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| The Mathematician's parents soon found a solution for his ability to escape any playpen. |
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| Mercurious' tenure in the navy was short-lived, as you might imagine. |
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| Before therapy, Dr. Golf preferred women who liked to play rough. |
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| The Professor was blissfully ignorant of how his female students secretly longed for him |
